I am sure not very many people want to hear this post, but whatevs. Its my blog. I can write and complain about whatever the heck I want.
Tuesday- I barfed on the bus. YEP. ON the bus. I made my way down to the platform before I started yaking everywhere so thankfully I didn't get anything on my bus friends. The bus man slammed on the breaks and opened the door as fast as humanly possible, so thankfully I was able to spew half of it outside. (note to self: baby hates sugar crisp) I was all in tears and in embarrasment, and when I made my way back inside the bus to clean it up and go onward, the bus driver shook his head and said "i'll take care of it, you go home". Haha. So I went home instead. It was so mortifying! Thankfully I caught an early bus so hopefully I never have to see any of those bus mates again.
Wednesday- Today to avoid the same episode as yesterday I didn't eat anything for breakfast. However... as I was walking towards the bus stop I started to get the urge once again. In my head I was screaming "no,no,no you can make it till work at least" I am usually pretty good at holding it, but considering what happened yesterday, things were not looking good. As the bus got closer to me, I frantically waved my hands for him to stop and wait, while I unloaded my stomach into the gutter beside the bus. EVERYONE on the bus was watching. I got on the bus with tears running down my cheeks again and made my way to the back where I could stand, and not be near anyone. People definately moved out of my way after just witnessing my little episode.
So this week, I am very much grateful for two nice bus drivers. One who cleaned up my mess, and the other one who stopped and waited for me.
Side note: I have a bad feeling people on the bus think I am a drunkard. First of all, I catch the bus on 118th Ave, which is known for being a sketchy area, and last week, I found myself ducking behind a building to retch in a creepy alleyway. I am sure that alleyway had been populated with equally sick people, for unequally different reasons.
Hope you liked my barf stories.
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